Yuppie: short for young urban professional.
Since I know you all want to be a yuppie... here's how it's done (I successfully became one on Saturday, November 21st):
1. Buy a Prius

2. ...With pin stripes

3. Set radio presets to include at least one jazz and NPR station
4. Go spend the afternoon in the Happy Chappy
5. Wear something vintage in your hair (thanks Kellee!)

7. Use the word 'don' in a sentence
8. Attend a Collector's Art Gala near the State Capital

Here's to yuppiness!!!