As most of my readers probably know (all five of you), I'm terrified of large spider. My brain perceives them to be as large as Aragog... the huge man eating spider from Harry Potter... and I also automatically think that they will eat my babies.
Yes, I know I don't have any babies to be eaten...but if I did... spiders would eat them.
So... anyway... I once came home to my apartment in the Happy Chappy and discovered a large eight legged beast on my door step. I screamed like a girl, somehow found the courage to step over the monstrosity into the house and went to get the Raid.
(Sidenote: I really hate killing things with Raid because it's not as quick as stepping on them, but with creatures that large there would be no stepping...)
I went back outside and sprayed the Raid, and much to my horror....all the little baby spiders came running out. I commenced once again to scream and probably cry in absolute dread as all the little spiders then died from injecting the poisonous fumes.(I was going to post a picture here, but when I googled 'spider babies' I got too freaked out)
And I then felt guilty... for killing all those mama's babies...
I have issues. I know that.